probably the reason why im still single is because i didnt forward those chain messages when i was 13 yrs old
My Lvl 1 Rattata taking down a Lvl 50 Garchomp in just two moves!
LMFAOOOOthis for you
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.
like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?
this isnt even an exaggeration
like at all
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.